He presented us with the 'Chain of Command' - a patented tool (developed by Dr Mike Hooper) to allow couples (who may both normally think they're in charge) to work out who is actually in charge, in any given dispute
Correct operation of the Chain of Command requires application of a blindfold
Next, Laila and Janneke presented the audience with a Powerpoint presentation, revealing an array of embarrassing facts about us...